FUEL FOR THE FIRE: PINEAPPLE

Damn. I love Pineapple.

I do. It’s like a tropical vacation in every bite. You know what I’m talking about. Each bite is like a Caribbean cruise, sailing off towards the Hawaii Islands or some travel based commercial where you and some hot blonde are walking hand in hand on a beach, smiling awkwardly. Possibly running in slow motion.

Ok so maybe that’s a bit much. I will say though that Pineapple is metal. And by metal I mean magical in the way Dragonforce albums are nothing more than fight songs for hobbits. For starters, it’s stacked to the heavens with Vitamin A, C, some fiber and calcium. Pineapple also is a rich source of antioxidants, that fight like protestors against the police state that are free radicals in the body (which prevents cell damage).

Because of the Vitamin C and Bromelain (which is an anti-inflammatory) it’s always wise to eat fresh pineapple when you’re battling a demonic cold or flu. Along with that, the calcium and manganese in pineapple can help with strengthening bones and connective tissues.

But it doesn’t stop there! It can help with healthy gums, sore throats, swellings, gout and have anti-cancer properties to boot!


Now there are a lot of debates about that “other thing” pineapple does for frisky young couples exploring their…um…naughty thoughts for each other. While it is true with pineapple it is true with a lot of fruits because of how the body converts the sugar from fruits. Who am I to say otherwise.

So we’ll just say that Pineapple is the only fruit approved by Brazzers. Give this a go in the kitchen before the bedroom!

Pineapple Power Smoothie:
1 cup water
1 cup cubed fresh Pineapple
1 Banana
1 Scoop Raw Fusion Protein (Vanilla or Plain)
1 Tbs Maca Powder

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